Unfortunately, it looks as though Playboy has no interest in child brides!
That's right, while Courtney Stodden was reportedly inundated with various offers from porn companies to turn her sexually-charged Tweets into a reality when she turned 18 over the week, Doug Hutchison's lady love took to the social-networking site to assure the world that she's far more comfortable TEASING her uncomfortable, sometimes-lucid sensuality…and would instead be appearing in the pages of Playboy!
She wrote:
No to porn … yes to
@playboy ;) xxx— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) September 1, 2012
However, as we already mentioned, there's apparently no pictorial in place for Courtney!
NOR will there ever be one.
As Taylor Swift would say: "Like…EVER."
Sources close to the publication assure us all:
"[She] doesn't meet the standards of a Playboy model. [Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don't think anybody really wants to see that anyway."
Phew!
Looks like it's back to the drawing board for Courtney!
Something tells us that whether we like it or not, we'll be seeing all of her sooner rather than later, though!
But we appreciate you at least delaying the inevitable, Playboy!
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